Reasons I've had to speak to Human Resources

An away message on our internal messaging system around Christmastime that quoted George Carlin:

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

“It’d be really nice if reincarnation were real, because I always screw things up the first time around.”

Reasons: “It touches on a gray area regarding religious belief that may cross the line.”

I sometimes tell people about this, and they ask “What’s wrong with you?”